{"id":1397,"date":"2009-12-30T14:29:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T21:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/2009\/12\/my-sweetie-roxxors-mightily-word-7-stinks-though\/"},"modified":"2010-07-20T08:17:57","modified_gmt":"2010-07-20T15:17:57","slug":"my-sweetie-roxxors-mightily-word-7-stinks-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/2009\/12\/my-sweetie-roxxors-mightily-word-7-stinks-though\/","title":{"rendered":"My sweetie rocks mightily! Word 2007 stinks, though&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent most of yesterday in a state of carefully controlled panic. I&#8217;ve been desperately working on finishing my late papers for last quarter &#8212; thank goodness for being able to &#8220;pre-load&#8221; WP with my reviews and Bestiaries!<\/p>\n<p>So I have a desktop with Word 2007, the latest version, on it&#8230; and a nice but <i>very<\/i> old laptop with Open Office on it &#8212; which is an open source program that works like the previous version of Word, and is much, much less space-hoggy and reprehensible than Microsoft products. I start a paper on the desktop, save it automatically (which is in the &#8220;new&#8221; .docx format), and have the 15 page paper almost complete before the usual Cmas frenzy. I set it aside for the few days to have a joyous Solstice, then decide to finish the paper on the laptop in the living room, so I can listen to all my wonderful holiday music on the best sound system in the house.<\/p>\n<p>I light a fire and the Solstice candles, get a drink, start up the music and the laptop, take a moment to collect myself and remind myself this form of creativity is for me a sacred work&#8230; then go to open the paper in Open Office.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;it&#8217;s not there&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Huh. Must&#8217;ve saved it in another folder by accident. No worries &#8212; I remember the distinctive surname of one of the authors in my Bibliography. I&#8217;ll just search for that through my Education folder.<\/p>\n<p>Results: no files matching.<\/p>\n<p>First small twinge of worry: where could it <i>be<\/i>? I must have saved it in my personal directory instead of my Education folder&#8230; or maybe I spelled the author&#8217;s name wrong? I&#8217;ve got the book here, though, so I know I&#8217;m spelling it right now&#8230; maybe I spelled it wrong in the paper itself? That must be it.<\/p>\n<p>I ignore the small internal voice that tells me I did <i>not<\/i> misspell it in the paper &#8212; I typed it in right from the book! I start running a more egregious search from here on the laptop, within my entire personal directory, for another word in the paper, and I go to my desktop and start the same search there, just in case I mistakenly saved it onto the desktop instead of into my personal directory on the server.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m watching the search and getting very worried&#8230; no matches yet &#8212; and that&#8217;s when my sweetie notices something&#8217;s up. He&#8217;s reassuring: he&#8217;ll find it! He&#8217;ll just run a <i>grep<\/i> for the word I&#8217;ve got in the paper, throughout the entire server. I&#8217;m relieved &#8212; I know the tools he has access to are more powerful than Word&#8217;s dinky little Search. I thank him, and he runs the search&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with no results.<\/p>\n<p>Holy <i>f*ck<\/i>! Where&#8217;s my misbegotten <i>paper<\/i>?! I <i>know<\/i> I saved it onto <i>something<\/i> a few days ago! How could it &#8212; and <i>nothing<\/i> else &#8212; vanish so completely?! I&#8217;m starting to get the first horrified butterflies in my stomach as I realize I may have to <i>entirely re-write<\/i> this puppy!<\/p>\n<p>My sweetie is soothing: I should let him &#8220;drive&#8221; the machines for a bit; let him do some really penetrating searches for the paper. I run every single errand that day that I&#8217;d been putting off due to the season. I stay Out Of The House so he can work. I take my phone so he can call if he needs any more info, or has good news to report.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later I come home, and he shakes his head once at my worried-hopeful-inquiring glance. I take a deep breath &#8212; not going to scream or cry or yell here&#8230; and he asks me to sit down at the desktop with him, and show him <i>exactly<\/i> where I would save the paper if I had it open right now before me. I tell him the directories and folders to go through, until we get to the right one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and there it is.<\/p>\n<p>Holy f*ck again! I&#8217;m overjoyed to have it back, but where&#8217;s my misbegotten paper <i>been<\/i> all this time?!<\/p>\n<p>My sweetie does some research on his machine while I just barely keep myself from hugging my monitor and muttering things about my precioussss&#8230; and a few minutes later he comes back with the answer.<\/p>\n<p>First, I&#8217;d told Open Office to show me only the .doc files &#8212; that was my error. This small initial error was compounded by something really peculiar &#8212; and, I believe, stupid &#8212; that Word has done: apparently .docx files aren&#8217;t saved the same way .doc files are saved! The new .docx files are saved as a <i>collection<\/i> of compressed files, in a .zip file &#8212; which means <u>you cannot use Search on .docx files<\/u> the way you can on .doc files!<\/p>\n<p>So my day of controlled panic is over, thank the goddess &#8212; and my wonderful sweetie. However, from this point onwards I&#8217;m saving strictly in .doc, until Word gets its act together and figures out how to modify its Search capabilities so they work on <i>all<\/i> files saved in Word.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully this warning will help my readers to not have to go through such a horrible day as well &#8212; and now back to my lovely papers.<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays &#8212; and stress-free writing &#8212; to you all! :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent most of yesterday in a state of carefully controlled panic. 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