{"id":3094,"date":"2012-01-21T15:15:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T22:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/?p=3094"},"modified":"2012-01-22T14:19:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T21:19:28","slug":"belated-halloween-rat-on-a-stick-other-delights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/2012\/01\/belated-halloween-rat-on-a-stick-other-delights\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Hallowe&#8217;en: Rat-on-a-Stick &#038; other delights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once a week we usually have some friends over for dinner and gaming or video-watching. For the night falling on Hallowe&#8217;en week I decided to celebrate a bit with a special recipe: Rat on a Stick! Here it is in all its delightfully messy glory:<\/p>\n<h3>Rat on a Stick<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rat-on-a-stick-plate.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rat-on-a-stick-plate-tn.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Ingredients<\/b>:<br \/>\n1 to 1-1\/2 lbs. ground beef<br \/>\n1\/2 cup finely crushed cheddar cheese crackers<br \/>\n1 egg<br \/>\n1\/4 tsp. black pepper<br \/>\n1\/2 lb. cheese (Colby, Colby Cheddar, or Jack Colby)<br \/>\n1 Tbsp. honey<br \/>\n1 cup barbecue sauce<br \/>\n8 wooden meat skewers or equivalent<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8211; <i>for optional tails<\/i> &#8211;<br \/>\n4 pieces spaghetti<br \/>\nred food coloring<\/p>\n<p><b>Instructions<\/b>:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.\n<\/li>\n<li>Cut cheese into half-inch cubes. Impale cheese cubes on skewers, dividing cheese cubes evenly among skewers.\n<\/li>\n<li>In large bowl, mix beef, egg, cracker crumbs, and pepper. If mixture doesn&#8217;t stick together well, add 2 tablespoons milk.\n<\/li>\n<li>Divide mixture into 8 sections. Press each section flat until 1\/2 inch thick, then wrap each stick of cheese in a section of meat. Make sure there are no holes or cracks in the meat that would let the cheese leak out while baking. Shape top end of meat &#8220;rat&#8221;into a point.\n<\/li>\n<li>Optional tails:\n<ul>\n<li>Fill a small saucepan with water and add four drops of red food coloring. Bring to a boil.\n<\/li>\n<li>Break 4 sticks of spaghetti in half. Place spaghetti in water, leaving one end out of water.\n<\/li>\n<li>When spaghetti has softened and turned pink, remove from water. Using unsoftened end, insert 1 piece of spaghetti into round end of &#8220;rat&#8221;. Drape soft end of spaghetti around handle of stick.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Place &#8220;rats&#8221; on baking sheet (one with sides). Dribble honey &#038; pour barbecue sauce over &#8220;rats&#8221;.\n<\/li>\n<li>Bake 30 minutes at 400 degrees F, basting and turning occasionally.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rat-on-a-stick-innards.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/rat-on-a-stick-innards-tn.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a><b>NOTES<\/b>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is a Very Heavy meal &#8212; might want to split a rat between two folks, and have a nice big salad as well.\n<\/li>\n<li>The cheese bits should be cut as small as you can, and molded into the rat shape as best you can. The meat will juuust cover the cheese, as is.\n<\/li>\n<li>Line the pan with foil! This is a messy meal. Turn the rats frequently (<i>carefully<\/i> &#8212; the little wooden skewers are fragile!) since all the sauce will pool, and re-bast <i>frequently<\/i>. Expect the cheese to burst out at some point.\n<\/li>\n<li>Using multicolored cheddar cheese crackers allows you to have &#8220;plague-rat-on-a-stick.&#8221; Adding in dried onion soup mix to the meat adds flavor, while tucking a few cherry tomatoes inside with the cheese both adds some much-needed veggies <i>and<\/i> surprises guests with &#8220;rat guts&#8221;! :)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Costumery fun<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/costume.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/me-costume-tn.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a>I&#8217;m working on making more costumes and other outfits this year, for fun and enjoyment. One of the things I bought for an upcoming planned steampunk costume is a &#8220;sort of&#8221; leather cincher. It&#8217;s not really a corset, and I don&#8217;t usually pull it really tight since I dislike the stiff, stuck-in-one-position feeling corsets and such give me. Oddly, I&#8217;ve also found I tend to breath more shallowly in such restrictive garments, which isn&#8217;t smart. Anyway, I used it this year for a quickie impromptu costume, and one of my housemates was kind enough to snap a photo of me.<\/p>\n<p>Also some random silliness: I was paused at a stoplight by a Mini car sales-place, and four of them were parked on the corner side by side. They were all black, with some odd painted designs on them, so while I waited for the light to change I studied them idly. The black wasn&#8217;t so bad, but the ruby red on the front bumper and grill looked weird &#8212; sort of vaguely lips-like. The curling silver stripes on another one wasn&#8217;t so bad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-and that&#8217;s when it hit me: the four little Minis were painted up like the four members of the Kiss rock band! They were hilariously cute &#8212; a great &#8220;mask&#8221; effect for the Hallowe&#8217;en season! My only regret was not having a camera with me. :)<\/p>\n<h3>Ceramic wonderfulness!<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ceramics.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ceramics-tn.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a>I had some bisque-fired ceramics, and a friend had some coupons for <a href=\"http:\/\/fireworksceramics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fireworks<\/a>, a nearby ceramics-glazing shop, so we decided to get together. The shop is one of those places where you select the bisque-fired ceramics you want, glaze them in the colors of your choice, leave them to be glaze-fired, then pick them up a week later when they&#8217;re all done. The people there are very nice, and will allow you to bring in your own ceramics as well, charging you slightly less for just the glaze and firing.<\/p>\n<p>I ended up with four pieces, all of which were intended for Solstice or holiday gifts. I didn&#8217;t want to show them here until they&#8217;d all been given to their respective new owners, but now they have&#8230; so here&#8217;s the photo. I was so pleased with how they all turned out! All the new owners were deeply touched as well, so I think I&#8217;ll be going back to Fireworks again &#8212; it&#8217;s a great personalized gift idea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once a week we usually have some friends over for dinner and gaming or video-watching. 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