{"id":4874,"date":"2014-01-01T00:37:55","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T07:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/?p=4874"},"modified":"2014-01-01T00:37:55","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T07:37:55","slug":"cooking-warping-reality-in-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/2014\/01\/cooking-warping-reality-in-the-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooking &#038; warping reality in the new year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year!! :-D<\/p>\n<p>Now that this irritatingly wince-inducing semester of comps is over, I&#8217;ve been very much getting into <em>relaxing<\/em>. As a consequence I&#8217;ve also had a few interesting experiences and idle thoughts which I thought I&#8217;d write down here. For example, I had two weirdly amusing things happen to me the other day. First, I stumbled across my old high school yearbook on line. Much to my startlement, I discovered I didn&#8217;t look anywhere near as hideous as I&#8217;d thought at the time. Funny how harshly we judge ourselves &#8212; and usually without need or any real validity. Secondly, I ate lunch at Dickey&#8217;s BBQ, where they have country music playing&#8230; and was startled to realize I was listening to, first: <em>Mamas, Don&#8217;t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys<\/em>&#8230; followed immediately by a countrified version of Pink Floyd&#8217;s <em>The Wall<\/em>! That was&#8230; rather surreal sounding.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4893\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4893\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/panera-chicken-sandwich.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4893\" alt=\"panera chicken sandwich\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/panera-chicken-sandwich-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4893\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fresh food makes a sandwich taste so much better!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4894\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4894\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/panera-fruit-torte.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4894\" alt=\"panera fruit torte\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/panera-fruit-torte-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4894\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">-and Panera&#8217;s fresh desserts are *so* good!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I live in a country which legislates often concerning dangerous things, sort of: alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, driving a car, stuff like that. I&#8217;ve also recently read of the increasing <a title=\"As Porn Goes Up, Performance Goes Down?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.psychologytoday.com\/blog\/cupids-poisoned-arrow\/201003\/porn-goes-performance-goes-down\" target=\"_blank\">calls for men to watch less porn, due to its desensitizing nature<\/a> and how it warps its victims&#8217; beliefs regarding what real women are like. I found myself wondering if TV is the same way: does a steady diet of disasters and bad news and people screaming at each other warp our view of reality?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, now that I&#8217;m thinking about it, I suspect a major function of this society and civilization is to effectively separate us from being comfortable and grounded in our bodies. Watching TV is almost purely mental, not a physical activity. For that matter, why don&#8217;t we have a recommended maximum daily allowance of advertising? If there was anything deliberately designed to make everyone feel anxious and insecure about their bodies, that would have to be it. I&#8217;d think advertising is eventually just as bad for our heads as over-drinking or overdosing, even if it takes longer to drive its victims to kill themselves.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4888\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4888\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/eggplant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4888\" alt=\"eggplant\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/eggplant-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4888\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Eggplant is the most wonderful glowing purple!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4886\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4886\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cabbage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4886\" alt=\"cabbage\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cabbage-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4886\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8230;as is red cabbage &#8212; yum!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Speaking of advertising: since I decided to start cooking at least two dinners a week, one of my housemates has been reading up about <a title=\"Why Home Economics Should Be Mandatory\" href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/tom-philpott\/2013\/10\/why-home-ec-class-should-be-mandatory\" target=\"_blank\">the convenience food industry as opposed to home cooking<\/a>. A fascinating quote from that article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The convenience food industry that&#8217;s so powerful and entrenched today was just taking root in the 1950s. And as it began to aggressively market its products to a growing US middle class, it faced &#8220;one real obstacle,&#8221; Moss writes: the &#8220;army of school teachers and federal outreach workers who insisted on promoting home-cooked meals, prepared the old fashioned way.&#8221; &#8230; Home-ec teachers also schooled their charges in frugal shopping, teaching them to &#8220;avoid buying things they didn&#8217;t need.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I did not take Home Ec in high school; I was, in fact, internally disdainful of the class as merely housewife training &#8212; though in retrospect I think it would have been very good for me. My self-righteous attitude regarding my <em>never<\/em> being a housewife was not aided by the deeply unwanted cooking and sewing class I was required to take in Spain, during my very early schooling. I was not interested in the least in learning about those subjects &#8212; I wanted to learn wood-working! Alas, only boys were allowed to take that class, and I was stuck with the other girls. Since I was angry about being forced to take the class, I therefore did as little and as badly as I could, and still pass.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4892\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4892\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/spices.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4892\" alt=\"spices\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/spices-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4892\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A wonderful variety of spice textures, scents, and colors!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Somewhat to my surprise, the cooking was mildly interesting &#8212; I still make scrambled eggs the way I was taught, for example &#8212; but my sewing was deliberately and angrily abysmal. Things were not helped by the doubtless well-meaning Christmas gift that year of a little sewing kit. I&#8217;ve never been that gracious, I fear, regarding gifts that were to hopefully guide me in a particular direction, and I hated the tiny, fussy stitching that was required. I remained unapologetically hopeless with sewing, in fact, until I worked for a veterinarian &#8212; and then I was utterly fascinated by surgery, and sewing (or at least very basic sewing) became interesting to me.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4884\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4884\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/alien-cauliflower-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4884\" alt=\"alien cauliflower\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/alien-cauliflower-01-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4884\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">From Mutual of Omaha&#8217;s Wild Kingdom: The alien squid wraps its leafy tentacles about the human brain preparatory to eating it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I think this is at least partly why I&#8217;m enjoying cooking so much, in fact: I now have a reason of my own for trying it out. When I&#8217;m struggling with overwhelming amounts of reading, conflicting classes, and persnickety professors that make me want to strangle either them or myself&#8230; there&#8217;s a real pleasure to be found in the calm certainty of following a good recipe. Cooking good food and serving it to appreciative friends helps me feel like I&#8217;m in control of my life again.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4889\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4889\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4889\" alt=\"peppers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-01-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4889\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They&#8217;re so bright they almost look plastic.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This has had a few unexpected side effects as well. For example, I&#8217;ve started actually paying attention to what I eat, even when in restaurants &#8212; such as the food from Panera&#8217;s pictured above. Also, I had never really registered how weirdly odd and beautiful fresh food is. How can we eat from boxes when there are so many colorful and tasty &#8212; and healthier &#8212; options available? I&#8217;m still startled, for example, at how incredibly delicious the roots are: butternut and acorn squashes, or sweet potato, or even rutabagas and beets&#8230; how odd. :)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4890\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4890\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4890\" alt=\"more peppers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-02-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4890\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SO! MUCH! COLOR!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Also unexpected is the pleasure I derive from planning the week&#8217;s dinners. I used to hate shopping, to the point that a friend once laughingly called what I did &#8220;combat shopping&#8221; &#8212; I rushed in with my list, grabbed only what I needed, and got out as swiftly as possible! Now, though, drifting in thoughtful perusal through the grocery store, picking and choosing what I want to work with, is almost meditative. It&#8217;s curiously interesting how much my attitude has changed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4891\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4891\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4891 \" alt=\"moar peppers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/peppers-03-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4891\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">OMG, pepper rainbow! :)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a recent recipe that sort of epitomizes what I&#8217;m talking about. I made it in the crockpot, so it&#8217;s very simple &#8212; and yet, it still startled me with the delicious subtleties of its flavors:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chicken and Butternut Squash<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Serves 6<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ingredients<\/em>:<br \/>\n6 boneless chicken thighs<br \/>\n2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar, divided<br \/>\n1\/2 teaspoon kosher salt<br \/>\nGround pepper (pinch or to taste)<br \/>\n4 cloves of garlic, minced<br \/>\n1-1\/4 to 2 lb whole butternut squash<br \/>\n6 fresh sage leaves<\/p>\n<p><em>Directions<\/em>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In a 6 quart slow cooker, place chicken in one layer on the bottom. Add 1 tablespoon balsamic, salt, pepper and garlic.<\/li>\n<li>Peel the butternut squash, cut in half, and remove seeds and membranes. Cube in approximately 1&#8243; squares.<\/li>\n<li>Place cubed butternut squash on the chicken. Splash with the remaining tablespoon of balsamic and add the sage leaves. Cover and let cook for 7 to 8 hours on low.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The butternut squash may be served cubed or mashed with cream. I left mine cubed, since I wanted to see how it tasted &#8212; and it was really excellent with the chicken. If you try it with the cream, let me know how it tastes?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year!! :-D Now that this irritatingly wince-inducing semester of comps is over, I&#8217;ve been very much getting into relaxing. As a consequence I&#8217;ve&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,3,39,28,7,8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-firestarter","category-anthropology","category-cooking","category-craftiness","category-family","category-feminism","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4874"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4898,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4874\/revisions\/4898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}