{"id":5385,"date":"2015-04-21T10:53:24","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T17:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/?p=5385"},"modified":"2015-04-21T10:58:38","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T17:58:38","slug":"jcps-dance-of-the-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stormtiger.com\/collie\/bestiary\/2015\/04\/jcps-dance-of-the-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"JCP&#8217;s Dance of the Hours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Consumerism often confuses me.<\/p>\n<p>Statistically speaking, I am apparently taller than average for US women and (depending on what charts you use) either average or above average height for US men. I also mass more than the average woman, though I&#8217;ve not checked my weight in comparison to US men &#8212; that has the potential to be way too annoying! This means buying clothes is occasionally quite irritating, as &#8220;one size fits most&#8221; for women is invariably defined as about 2&#8243; to 3&#8243; and anywhere from 15 to 30 pounds less than I.<\/p>\n<p>Further, as a student, I dislike spending money I don&#8217;t have (to), so I believe the statement &#8220;Must-have seasonal fashion!&#8221; is an oxymoron designed to separate gullible suckers from their money. I am not a clotheshorse by any stretch of the imagination, so I really don&#8217;t understand why some women get frenetic over purses and\/or shoes. I tend to live in sturdy, simple, colorful shirts and blue jeans that are comfortable, which means they last a long time.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, on rare occasion a colorful, pretty shirt &#8212; or something &#8212; will catch my eye as we walk through a store on the way to the mall. This happened to me the other day in JCPenneys, and my sweetie was so delighted to see me (vaguely) interested in shopping &#8212; something he enjoys far more than I &#8212; that we stopped and browsed around through the clothing to see what we might find.<\/p>\n<p>It was\u2026 an enlightening experience. Because it was the end of the season, a great many clothes were on sale. Further, we soon discovered that most of the clothing set out on sale were a few Larges and a whole lot of the X sizes &#8212; from 1X to 3X. All sorts of bright, fun, pretty shirts\u2026 all for less than $10 &#8212; and in some cases for less than $5!<\/p>\n<p>At one point I looked bemusedly at my companions and asked them: why don&#8217;t the stores put these sizes out <em>all<\/em> the time? Ordinarily, the rare times I&#8217;m forced to go shopping by necessity, finding the X sizes is all but impossible. I usually wear a Large, but I&#8217;ve been told when clothing is made for the Asian market they&#8217;re sized a little smaller &#8212; and in that case I have to buy a 1X. Finding comfortable, sturdy, colorful clothing that fits is therefore (as I&#8217;ve mentioned above) often an exercise in frustration and annoyance. Yet here they were: a plethora of larger sized shirts; a bouquet of colors &#8212; all at incredibly slashed prices! Why weren&#8217;t these out all the time? Didn&#8217;t Penney&#8217;s want to make any money on all these shirts?<\/p>\n<p>My companions had no answers for me, though one doubtfully wondered if maybe Penney&#8217;s didn&#8217;t want larger sized people wandering in their store? That made no sense to me, really &#8212; after all, their money&#8217;s just as good as anyone else&#8217;s. I really hoped that wasn&#8217;t the reason, too &#8212; prejudice against large people is just as ugly, cruel, and pointless as prejudice against any other social minority.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the reason, it worked out well for me that day. I ended up purchasing about ten pretty, comfortable, colorful shirts and several other odds and ends, all for well under $50. Woo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Consumerism often confuses me. 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